SANDIES
THE $11 DUTCH LUNCH
half of any cold sandie or salad, CHIPS and a drink. every day in house, 11am-2pm.
COLD SANDIES
sub gluten free bread for $3
$13.25
THE GOOSE (italian sandie)
Italian Sandie with Capicola, mortadella, salami, pepperoni, asiago, lemon-tossed arugula, duke’s mayo, olive oil & red wine vinaigrette
$13.25
$13.25
MIDTOWN (CORNED BEEF & SWISS)
Corned Beef braised in wells pale lager, swiss, sauerkraut relish, Goose Sauce
$13.25
not gluten-friendly!
$13.25
THE HUMMY CUCUMBY (vegan)
Blistered red peppers, cucumber salad, tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, hummus, olive salad
$13.25
$13.25
TURKEY BACON
Smoked Turkey, Bacon, caramelized onion spread, shredded iceberg lettuce
$13.25
$13.25
MUFFALETTA
Mortadella, Salami, Capicola, Provolone, Olive Salad
$13.25
$13.25
GARDEN PARTY (VEGGIE)
Tomato, mayo, basil spread, cucumber salad
$13.25
HOT SANDIES
sub gluten free bread for $3
$13.25
THE HUDSON (MEATBALL SANDIE)
Cheesy Meatballs, provolone, marinara, parmesan
$13.25
not gluten-friendly!
$13.25
WHIRLIGIG (FRIED CHICKEN SANDIE)
Fried Chicken, Provolone, pickles, iceberg lettuce, duke’s mayo, house-made hot honey
$13.25
not gluten-friendly!
$13.25
FRIED GREEN TOMATO (VEGGIE)
Fried green tomatoes, provolone, lemon-tossed arugula, basil spread and red pepper spread
$13.25
not gluten-friendly!
THE GREASY GOOSE
ASK ABOUT SUBBING AN IMPOSSIBLE PATTY! SUB GLUTEN FREE BREAD FOR $3
$10
OKLAHOMA SMASHIE (DOUBLE SMASH BURGER)
Two Beef Patties, American Cheese, Grilled Onion, Pickles, Goose Sauce, Potato Bun
$10
Get it Tijuana style with grilled jalapeños for +$2
$15
FOR SHAME (DOUBLE DOUBLE SMASHIE!)
Four Beef Patties, American Cheese, Grilled Onion, Pickles, Goose Sauce, Potato Bun
$15
$13.25
OKLAHOMA CHOPPED CHEESE
Two Beef Patties chopped up with American Cheese, onion, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cheese sauce, ketchup, Duke’s mayo
$13.25
SALADS
get a half or a whole
$8
/
$13
ITALIAN SALAD
Green leaf Lettuce, Arugula, Cucumber, Tomatoes, Onion, Olive Salad, salami, Pepperoni, Capicola, Mortadella, asiago
$8
/
$13
$5.50
/
$10
HOUSE SALAD
Green leaf Lettuce, Arugula, red onion, Cucumber, Tomatoes, asiago. Add fried chicken (+5), turkey (+3), FRIED GREEN TOMATO (+3) or bacon (+2)
$5.50
/
$10
SIDES
$4
PASTA SALAD
radiatore pasta, red onion, tomatoes, mixed olives, basil and chives
$4
$4
CUCUMBER SALAD
Cucumbers, Red Onion, Dill, Honey mustard Vinaigrette
$4
$5
CURLY FRIES
$5
$8
LOADED CURLY FRIES
curlies topped with cheese sauce, bacon crumble, sour cream, chives. Add a burger patty for +3
$8
$5
FRIED PICKLES
$5
$3
ZAPP'S VOODOO CHIPS
$3
DESSERT
$6
Cookie Sandie
Choice of chocolate chip or sugar cookie with a cream cheese frosting filling
$6
AUGUST SPECIAL:
THE BROCCOLI RAUBERGINE $14
BEER-BATTERED FRIED EGGPLANT, BLISTERED RED PEPPER COMPOTE, GARLIC CONFIT AND ROASTED RAPINI.
DRINKS
DRAFT COCKTAILS
$9
THE MIG
Mellow corn in gingerbeer – isn't that a mule? Nope, it's a mig.
$9
MELLOW CORN / LIME / GINGER BEER
$9
Talk to Me
Sweet, sultry, smokey. It isn't the last word, but you can sip on it until then.
$9
MEZCAL / APEROL / MONTENEGRO / LEMON
$7
THE SP'GOOSE
What's better than a cold, crisp beer? A cold, crisp beer with a tangy shot. IYKYK.
$7
WELLS PALE LAGER / APEROL / LEMON
$12
WISCONSIN OLD FASHIONED
NEW AFTER DINNER FAV? YOU BETCHA.
$12
BOURBON / BITTERS / CHERRY / SIMPLE SYRUP
$9
THE BILTMORE TEQUILA SUNRISE
Not your mother's glass of OJ with a cheap shot.
$9
BLANCO TEQUILA / CREME DE CASSIS / LIME JUICE / CLUB SODA
$9
THE GODFATHER
Is it an offer you can't refuse? Bet your ass it is.
$9
SCOTCH / AMARETTO / LEMON TWIST
$9
GIMLET
A TALE AS OLD AS TIME
$9
GIN / LIME / SIMPLE SYRUP
$7
DIRTY SQUIRT
...WHAT?
$7
CAN OF SQUIRT / TEQUILA SIDE
$3
MELLOW CORN
A LITTLE 1 OZ POUR, JUST FOR YOU.
$3
$9
DRAFT WINE
WHITE
$9
DRAFT BEER
$5
WELLS PALE LAGER
OUR VERY OWN HOUSE BEER – MADE BY YOURS TRULY
$5
$5
WELLS AMBER
OUR OTHER HOUSE BEER
$5
$5
COORS BANQUET
$5
$5
YUENGLING
$5
$7
modelo
$7
$7
Stonecloud neon sunshine
$7
$7
Rotating IPA
$7
SPECIALS
$25
Bucket of Wells
Enough for you and the pals
$25
$16
Wells 12 pack
Take the good times home with you
$16
$7
The Nightcap
The perfect end to your perfect day. A can of Wells Pale Lager served with a shot.
$7
THAT’S NOT ALL
WE HAVE A PRETTY RAD BAR STAFF WHO CAN MAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT AND CHARM YOUR BUNS OFF WHILE THEY’RE AT IT.